FOREIGN HOLIDAY ACCOMMODATION
Paris apartment Centrally located Montorgueil (2nd) Reasonable rates, internet, TV, etc; firstname.lastname@example.org;+33 62 034 6710.
Bordeaux Self-cater in historic, river-side village in wine lands. From €73/night. Go to www.bordeauxwinelands.com or call +33 97 518 8360.
LOCAL HOLIDAY ACCOMMODATION
Klein Bosheuwel Bishopscourt, Klaassens Road, 200m from Kirstenbosch Gardens Rycroft gate. Tranquil B & B in an acre of gardens. Call 021 762 2323; www.kleinbosheuwel.co.za
Arniston Stunning seafront home perched on cliff top overlooking beach. Breathtaking position and panoramic sea views, 5 bedrooms, 3 en-suite, serviced; 082 706 5902.
Kleinmonde, Eastern Cape House for short/long term rent. Email: email@example.com or call 084 800 0377.
LOCAL PROPERTY FOR SALE
Nosing around for property in Langebaan or the West Coast? Call Melanie Mouton-Creugnet 079 378 0000 or email firstname.lastname@example.org
Plastic pallets bought & sold. (New international legislation for exporting on wooden pallets! ISPM15); www.premierpallets.co.za or 083 756 6897.
Tinus & Gabriel de Jongh paintings bought, sold and valued for estates and insurance; 021 686 4141; email@example.com; www.tinusdejongh.co.za
Tent Pro cc sells new army tents (5x5m and 10x5m) and dome tents. Go to www.tentpro.co.za or call Philip 082 537 2894.
Large Quantity PoP moulds for ceramic pots. View at Henley on Klip. Call Aubrey 082 839 2030.
Your unwanted firearms, left from deceased estates or simply a bother to keep? firstname.lastname@example.org is looking for a variety of weapons to add to a forensic collection used for research.
French lessons (Jhb) or translations (countrywide). Sorbonne-degreed native French speaker from Paris. For more information contact email@example.com or call 071 356 8279.
Is there life after work? Retirement coaching offered. This is NOT financial planning, the focus is on what to expect in retirement. Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
LEGAL, INSURANCE & FINANCIAL
Jurgens Bekker Attorneys, Bedfordview Commercial and litigation. Call 011 622 5472 or email email@example.com
Alleged forgery? Questioned signatures? Document fraud? FDE / handwriting expert Cape Town; www.fdex.co.za
Lawyer.co.za is a new website for members of the public with extensive information about lawyers and the law in SA. Research the law, or find a law firm. Also available in Afrikaans at www.Prokureur.co.za
Need to sue your bank? I have the experience to help. Londt Attorneys:Call 010 003 1705 or 081 496 7235; firstname.lastname@example.org
Old Mutual Wealth I had my funds moved by ACSIS to Old Mutual Wealth with no consultation. Anybody else who is unhappy with this situation, please write to email@example.com
Kerrsure Commercial and domestic insurance by savvy women for savvy people. Authorised FSP. Call Gillian 021 557 5975.
HEALTH & FITNESS
Snore Circle The world’s smartest anti-snoring device. Monitors your sleep and intervenes before snoring occurs. Go to www.snorecircle.co.za
Paddy Rice Bran Oil Forget about the “virgins”. Kosher, halaal, Heart Foundation approved. Enquiries: firstname.lastname@example.org; Call 021 511 0806.
Desperately poor school ‘learners’ need your monetary support. Every Rand counts;
Please donate to organisations, such as www.outa.co.za, that fight against abuse of taxpayers’ money.
Meet upmarket high calibre singles Call Karin on 082 679 8861 or www.execumatch.co.za
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