FOREIGN HOLIDAY ACCOMMODATION
Paris apartment Centrally located Montorgueil (2nd) Reasonable rates, internet, TV, etc; email@example.com;+33 62 034 6710.
Bordeaux Self-cater in historic, river-side village in wine lands. From €73/night. Go to www.bordeauxwinelands.com or call +33 97 518 8360.
LOCAL HOLIDAY ACCOMMODATION
Klein Bosheuwel Bishopscourt, Klaassens Road, 200m from Kirstenbosch Gardens Rycroft gate. Tranquil B & B in an acre of gardens. Call 021 762 2323; www.kleinbosheuwel.co.za
Arniston Stunning seafront home perched on cliff top overlooking beach. Breathtaking position and panoramic sea views, 5 bedrooms, 3 en-suite, serviced; 082 706 5902.
Sedgefield one-bedroom selfcatering apartment, tranquil garden estate 3km from Sedgefield within Goukamma Reserve. Go to www.sedgefieldlakeside.co.za or call 074 101 1927.
LOCAL PROPERTY FOR SALE
Nosing around for property in Langebaan or the West Coast? Call Melanie Mouton-Creugnet 079 378 0000 or email firstname.lastname@example.org
Keurbooms River, Plettenberg Bay Fully furnished house R1.4m. Call 083 459 9677.
Tent Pro cc sells new army tents (5x5m and 10x5m) and dome tents. Go to www.tentpro.co.za or call Philip 082 537 2894.
Plastic pallets bought & sold. (New international legislation for exporting on wooden pallets! ISPM15);
www.premierpallets.co.za or 083 756 6897.
Tinus & Gabriel de Jongh paintings bought, sold and valued for estates and insurance; 021 686 4141;
Discounted top-end perfumes Superb selection, prices and services. Go to www.ascotcosmetics.co.za
Your unwanted firearms, left from deceased estates or simply a bother to keep? David.email@example.com is looking for a variety of weapons to add to a forensic collection used for research.
French lessons (Jhb) or translations (countrywide). Sorbonne-degreed native French speaker from Paris. For more information contact firstname.lastname@example.org or call 071 356 8279.
Speech to make Let me relieve the pain. Call Mike 082 453 5010.
If your debts are getting you down more than the Zuptas, then please visit www.meerkat.co.za
LEGAL, INSURANCE & FINANCIAL
Jurgens Bekker Attorneys, Bedfordview Commercial and litigation. Call 011 622 5472 or email email@example.com
Lawyer.co.za is a new website for members of the public with extensive information about lawyers and the law in SA. Research the law, or find a law firm. Also available in Afrikaans at www.Prokureur.co.za
Alleged forgery? Questioned signatures? Document fraud? FDE / handwriting expert Cape Town www.fdex.co.za
Old Mutual Wealth I had my funds moved by ACSIS to Old Mutual Wealth with no consultation. Anybody else who is unhappy with this situation, please write to firstname.lastname@example.org
Haak Fourie Snyman 169A Bree Street, Cape Town. Contact us for your auditing, accounting, tax and estate planning requirements. Email email@example.com or call 021 424 7346.
HEALTH & FITNESS
Snore Circle The world’s smartest anti-snoring device. Monitors your sleep and intervenes before snoring occurs. Go to www.snorecircle.co.za
Herbes de Provence now locally produced in SA. Enquiries: firstname.lastname@example.org or 082 806 6831.
The Stack Restaurant + Bar is Cape Town’s newest hideaway. Become a member today www.thestack.co.za
Calypso Hout Bay is the best open boat trip in the country. Go to www.circelaunches.co.za to book your trip now.
Please support poor primary schools and vocational education. University students are a privileged pampered elite.
Are you a single gentleman, age 26 – 39? If you are seeking a young, Christian lady, blonde, professional and sporty, contact 082 820 5338.
Desperately poor school ‘learners’ need your monetary support. Every Rand counts; www.asf.org.za
Consolidate all your debt legally via the National Credit Act. End your Debt Trap & Never Ending Debt. Stuart 079 891 0931. www.debt-trap.co.za
Please donate to organisations, such as www.outa.co.za, that fight against abuse of taxpayers’ money.
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