Not rocket science: Sweet profits. Bitter truth

Not rocket science: Sweet profits. Bitter truth

There is a fat man holding my girlfriend and waving his knife perilously near her tender throat. I ask that he not chew so loudly, as he is sitting in the row behind us at the cinema. He takes great offence at my request, even though I have sat through almost the entire movie without complaining once. He responds by inching the knife closer to my now-screaming date’s throat, and all eyes on the shocked faces of the audience are now focussed on us.

Let me deconstruct this gruesome scene...

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