FOREIGN HOLIDAY ACCOMMODATION
Paris apartment Centrally located Montergueil (2nd) Reasonable rates, internet, tv, etc; Lindsaygunn@noos.fr; +33 62 034 6710.
Bordeaux Modern self-catering in the heart of the winelands. Ideal for wine tours. From €73/day. Visit
LOCAL HOLIDAY ACCOMMODATION
Hermanus Serviced apartments close to Old Harbour with sea views. Call 028 312 1799; www.hermanusvillage.com
V&A Waterfront Fully serviced apartments. Call 021 421 5040; www.waterfrontvillage.com
Camps Bay serviced and self-catering apartments and homes. Call 021 438 5560; www.campsbayresort.com
Langebaan serviced self-catering studios on the beach. Call 022 772 2062;
Umhlanga 2 bed, 2 bath stunning, serviced sea-facing apartment with DSTV; 082 900 1202;
Southbroom Holiday House. KZN South Coast. 150m from main beach. Sea and lagoon views. Sleeps eight. Good security; www.southbroomhouse.co.za or firstname.lastname@example.org
Clarens near Golden Gate in the beautiful eastern Free State: Rosewood Corner B&B offers all you want for a break from it all. Call 058 256 1252.
Pinelands, Cape Town B&B and self-catering accommodation for leisure or business. Go to www.pinelandsonline.com
Arniston Stunning seafront home perched on cliff top overlooking beach. Breathtaking position and panoramic sea views, 5 bedrooms, 3 en-suite, serviced; 082 706 5902.
Cape Town, Camps Bay 5 star, 2, 4, 5 and 6 bedroomed villas. Beach House on Glen Beach. Main House and/or penthouse. www.glenbeachvillas.co.za, email@example.com
Agulhas Summer Place B&B Call 028 435 6843 or 082 826 3499.
Leisure Isle, Knysna Turning Tides B&B. Reasonable rates; 044 384 0302.
Blyde River Canyon Lodge Unique 4-star luxury on panorama route near Kruger National Park. Email firstname.lastname@example.org; www.blyderivercanyon.co.za; or call 015 795 5305.
Bishopscourt near Kirstenbosch upper gate. Tranquil B&B, ideal for vacations or business; 021 762 2323 www.kleinbosheuwel.co.za.
OVERSEAS property FOR SALE
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property TO LET AND FOR SALE
Constantia, Cape Town Property gem, exclusive executive mansion $1.4m. 360 views, gated security in vineyards. Call 083 251 6341.
Boshoek on Sun City road Platinum mining area. Call 011 837 2988 or 084 503 6786.
Cape Country / Ceres Magnificent and profitable guesthouses available. Email email@example.com; or call Jos 082 770 9171.
Melkbosstrand Corporate accommodation.Furnished house. 7 rooms with en suite bathrooms. R50,000 per month for full use of all facilities and servicing. Contact owner on 079 571 3043.
Tinus & Gabriel de Jongh paintings bought, sold and valued for estates and insurance; 021 686 4141;
Tent Pro cc sells new army (5x5m and 10x5m) and dome tents; call Philip 082 537 2894; www.tentpro.co.za
Doors and windows in wood, aluminium or uPVC. Delivery anywhere in SA. Installations in JHB or CTN. www.windoorsa.com
I buy small household items and collectables. Atlantic seaboard & Cape Town; firstname.lastname@example.org
DVDs New concept in Claremont area, Cape Town. Call 021 671 4187 or book online www.thevillagedvd.com; email email@example.com
Illustrator Illustrations using wide variety of styles and mediums including watercolour, ink, lino and black and white line drawing. Meg: 021 788 5974 or 082 926 7666; firstname.lastname@example.org
Silver Spoon Function hire. Hiring of cutlery, crockery, linen, glasses, marquees, stretch tents, heaters, etc. For all your hiring requirements; 011 262 2227; www.silverspoonhire.co.za
French sworn translator Countrywide. Experienced in mining rights, court and tribunal papers, official documents. My CV, testimonials and samples of my translations are available on request. Christine: 071 356 8279; email@example.com
HR Consulting Services Psychometric assessment for selection, leadership development and team effectiveness. Call Mr S Mukheibir 082 770 3589.
QI Logistics Top class freight forwarding and customs clearing; 011 974 4813.
Africa Ablaze! Poems & prose pieces of war & civil conflict selected by Patricia Schonstein. Formidable. Powerful. Unflinching. Order from African Sun Press; firstname.lastname@example.org
LEGAL, INSURANCE & FINANCIAL
PPS Insurance Please tell about coin-toss decision-making and other horrors. Member-victim. Call 082 387 3699; email@example.com
Jurgens Bekker Attorneys, Bedfordview Commercial and litigation. Call 011 622 5472; firstname.lastname@example.org
Streetwize Labour Law (Pty) Ltd Executive dismissals a speciality. Confidentiality guaranteed. Totally professional; email@example.com; or call 083 255 2830.
G Chasomeris & Associates offer statewide services in accounting, taxation and financial planning services. Call 031 202 4192 or fax 031 202 4193.
Lowe & Wills Attorneys, notaries, conveyancers and also specialists in deceased estates. 307 Pietermaritz Street, Pietermaritzburg. Call 033 394 7156.
Fivaz Ogle & Associates Legally licensed insurance claims consultants; firstname.lastname@example.org
Lawyer365.co.za – new website with extensive information regarding lawyers and the law. Law firms are cordially invited to list with us.
COURSES AND TUITION
French lessons Learn to speak, read and write French in the greater Johannesburg area with a Sorbonne-degreed, native French speaker from Paris. Private or group lessons as well as corporate clients. Christine: 071 356 8279; email@example.com
Boost your immune system with Biolife Multivitamin.
Given the corruption in SA today, Noseweek should be the size of the Encyclopaedia Brittanica! Monthly!
Competition Commission have a good look at local casino WIN/LOSE settings. There are fewer winners today. Semi-retired mechanical engineer with experience in managing large infrastructure projects available for consulting and/or projects. Please call Brian 079 149 0113.
Ever wish you didn’t smoke? Do it the easy way. Contact Smokenders 021 788 9120.
FUN STUFF TO DO
Gourmet wine tours of the Western Cape winelands; firstname.lastname@example.org; or call 083 229 3581.
The hardest part of golf is the 6” between the ears. I can help! EGTF Pro. Call 082 440 7164.
Read the book Crossing the Line: When Cops Become Criminals by Liza Grobler on Police corruption.
All Out Adventures, Northern Berg, KZN SA’s biggest adventure centre with 8 activities at one venue;
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