OVERSEAS HOLIDAY ACCOMMODATION
Bordeaux village vacation. Self-cater with mod cons in the heart of Bordeaux winelands. Ideal for couples and wine tours; www.bordeauxwinelands.com
South West France, Dordogne, Tremolat. Lovely stone home rented on weekly basis. Perfect for biking, hiking, historical or gourmet holidays. +27 83 500 1719; www.thefrenchcountrycottage.com
LOCAL HOLIDAY ACCOMMODATION
Camps Bay, 5-star, 4- and 5-bed villas. Beach house on Glen Beach. Main house and/or penthouse; firstname.lastname@example.org or www.glenbeachvillas.co.za
Hermanus Serviced apartments close to Old Harbour with sea views. Call 028 312 1799;
V&A Waterfront Fully serviced apartments. Call 021 421 5040; www.waterfrontvillage.com
Camps Bay serviced and self-catering apartments and homes. Call 021 438 5560; www.campsbayresort.com
Langebaan serviced self-catering studios on the beach. Call 022 772 2062; www.speelhuis.co.za
Umhlanga 2 bed, 2 bath stunning, serviced sea-facing apartment with DSTV; 082 900 1202; email@example.com
Southbroom Holiday House. KZN Southcoast. 150m from main beach. Sea and lagoon views. Sleeps eight. Good security; www.southbroomhouse.co.za or firstname.lastname@example.org
Clarens near Golden Gate in the beautiful eastern Free State: Rosewood Corner B&B offers all you want for a break from it all. Call 058 256 1252.
Plettenberg Bay Anlin Beach House B&B/self-catering. Affordable four-star luxury, 100m from Robberg Beach; 044 533 3694. See website for special offers: www.anlinbeachhouse.co.za; email@example.com
Arniston Stunning seafront home perched on cliff top overlooking beach. Breathtaking position and panoramic sea views, 5 beds, 3 en-suite, serviced; 082 706 5902.
Escape the ordinary and find the perfect hideaway. Call 021 790 0972; www.perfecthideaways.co.za
Blyde River Canyon Lodge offers local and international travellers a unique bush experience in 4 star luxury. firstname.lastname@example.org
St Francis Bay Luxury self-catering holiday home; www.stfrancisbayaccommodation.com
Monk’s Cowl, Drakensberg Serviced 3 bed chalet R5,000 per week. Call 082 337 6881.
Golf Lodge on the course by the sea; www.stroke-one-inn.com
The retreat at Groenfontein Victorian Guest farm in the Klein Karoo at the foot of the Swartberg. www.groenfontein.com; email@example.com; Call 044 213 3880.
All Out Adventures, Northern Drakensberg, KZN is the biggest adventure centre in SA with activities for everyone. www.alloutadventures.co.za; Call 036 438 6242.
Nature’s Valley: Holiday house, sleeps 8, fully equipped from R850 per day. Lyn 083 556 7721; wheretostay.co.za/lazydayssc/
PROPERTY FOR SALE
Ramsgate – luxury apartment for sale. 180° views. Ronnie 083 376 1466.
Shelly Beach 3 storey beach unit, breaker views, 4 bed, 3 bath R2.75 million. Call 083 227 5405.
Riebeek Kasteel Prime plots in village, price very negotiable, one hour from Cape Town;
Perdeberg Mountains, near Paarl 126Ha Winefarm for sale R14.5 million. Call 021 971 1537 or 021 971 1652.
Maxprop Durban For any property transactions. Call Allan van der Veen 031 251 7300.
Parvana – for all your IT and Finance recruitment needs, contact firstname.lastname@example.org or call 021 761 3400.
Pest Control: For all those nuisance pests this summer, or whenever, call the specialists – 086 008 0808.
DVDs New concept in Claremont area, CT. Book online www.thevillagedvd.com or phone 021 671 4187 or email@example.com
Illustrator Illustrations using wide variety of styles and mediums including watercolour, ink, lino and black and white line drawing. Meg: 021 788 5974 or 082 926 7666; email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Silver Spoon Function hire. Hiring of cutlery, crockery, linen, glasses, marquees, stretch tents, heaters, etc. For all your hiring requirements; 011 262 2227; www.silverspoonhire.co.za.
Noordhoek Taxis for your transport requirements in the deep south Cape Peninsula;
Cape Town based photographer Industrial specialist. Product, travel, boudoir, special assignments, wallpaper, image library. Call Rodger 082 900 1580.
The Framing Centre Holiday memories are precious. Have them expertly framed. Tokai – call 021 712 3325; Milnerton – call 021 555 3801.
Tinus & Gabriel de Jongh paintings bought, sold and valued for estates and insurance; call 021 686 4141; email@example.com; www.tinusdejongh.co.za;
Tent Pro sells new army (5x5m and 10x5m) and dome tents. Call Philip 082 537 2894; www.tentpro.co.za
Superb cigars delivered to your door. Join our club at www.cigarclub.co.za or Call 073 333 8424.
Hi-performance feeds All animals’ first choice. Call 016 366 1398.
Queen Mary 16 nights 10/26 April 2013 from Cape Town to Southampton. GBP 3758 for 2. Call Warwick 021 855 3694.
Royal Doulton dinner service 12 place setting and Christofle cutlery in perfect condition.
Call Noel 023 230 0202.
Windows and doors. Best quality and prices; www.windoor.co.za; Call 086 194 6366.
Redundancy sale catalogue for vases, candlesticks and basket décor; www.partywarehouse.co.za
Spode and Royal Doulton crockery wanted; 083 273 2014.
South African old masters paintings and contemporary South African art. Pierneef, Irma Stern, Gregoire Boonzaaier, Conrad Theys, etc. Will give market-related value on paintings and free valuations for insurance purposes. Call 082 719 0907; firstname.lastname@example.org
Leather shotgun case wanted. Call 083 273 2014.
Mercedes Benz classics wanted by collector. Call 083 273 2014.
LEGAL, INSURANCE & FINANCIAL
PPS Insurance. Please tell about coin-toss decision making and other horrors. Member-victim
email@example.com Call 082 387 3699.
Jurgens Bekker Attorneys, Bedfordview Commercial and litigation. Call 011 622 5472;
Coetzee, Spoelstra & Van Zyl Ing. In Volksrust Mpumalanga Conveyancing and litigation. firstname.lastname@example.org; Call 017 735 5081.
Cape Town Accredited civil and commercial mediator. Peter.email@example.com; Call 083 700 4810.
G Chasomeris & Associates offers tax assistance and efiling services nationwide. Call 031 202 4192 or fax 031 202 4193.
Professional Loss Control (Pty) Ltd Security/Loss Control. Call 011 394 4552.
HEALTH & FITNESS
Run an international marathon. Call Marie at Penthouse Travel 021 976 8110; firstname.lastname@example.org
Veego Foods aims to provide consumers with healthy and convenient ready-made vegetarian meals and snacks. www.veegofoods.com
Boost your immune system with Biolife multivitamins and antioxidants. R349 for 6-month supply.
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Tractor Business ENatis approved 2 of 4x4 Tractors & Implements R350k incl VAT; email@example.com; Call 082 559 8874.
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