Now Ms Arachna Webber is no baggy old bird who made her way into school teaching because it’s a safe thing when you’re old – Ms Webber believes in teaching because she’s young and fresh; you’d be proud to be seen with Ms Webber in one of those swanky restaurants on the telly, she looks like Madonna except her hair is black and she doesn’t have that gap between her teeth like she can drink Coke through a straw with her jaw shut. Ms Webber could eat your head off in the process of copulation.
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