FOREIGN HOLIDAY ACCOMMODATION
Paris apartment Centrally located Montorgueil (2nd) Reasonable rates, internet, TV, etc; email@example.com; +33 62 034 6710.
Bordeaux Modern self-catering in the heart of the winelands. Ideal for wine tours. From €73/day. Visit www.bordeauxwinelands.com
LOCAL HOLIDAY ACCOMMODATION
Arniston Stunning seafront home perched on cliff top overlooking beach. Breathtaking position and panoramic sea views, 5 bedrooms, 3 en-suite, serviced; 082 706 5902.
Bishopscourt, Klaassens Road, 200m from Kirstenbosch Gardens Rycroft gate. Tranquil B & B in an acre of gardens; 021 762 2323; www.kleinbosheuwel.co.za
Umhlanga 2 bed, 2 bath stunning, serviced sea-facing apartment with DSTV; 082 900 1202; firstname.lastname@example.org
Hermanus, Voelklip Holiday home 3 bed, 2 bath, open plan kitchen/living room, DSTV. Sleeps max 6. Minimum stay 4 nights. Enquiries: call 073 379 2653; email@example.com
Peace and tranquility At Seven Passes Luxury Tented Camp above Wilderness in the Cape. www.7passes.co.za
Umkomaas, KZN Stroke-One-Inn Golf Lodge on the course by the sea. Call 072 221 9699.
Ermelo Highveld Splendour Boutique Hotel offer exclusive accommodation; 082 494 9424.
LOCAL PROPERTY FOR SALE
Nosing around for property in Langebaan or the West Coast? Call Melanie Mouton-Creugnet 079 378 0000 or email firstname.lastname@example.org
Somerset West Brand new 2-bed, double garage house in gated community. R2,6m. Call 076 973 7786.
Plastic pallets bought & sold. (New international legislation for exporting on wooden pallets! ISPM15);
www.premierpallets.co.za or 083 756 6897.
Tinus & Gabriel de Jongh paintings bought, sold and valued for estates and insurance; 021 686 4141;
Ex-SANDF Military Surplus Clothing, Tents, Vehicles, Camping Gear, etc. Go to www.southafricanmilitarysurplus.co.za
Two engravings Over 100 years old and a small Chinese print R1,000.00. Call Peter 011 485 1967.
Editing and writing services For friendly and creative editing, writing and “how to write” services. Contact Richard; ReWrite@gmail.com; 083 557 7462.
French sworn translator Countrywide. Experienced in mining rights, court and tribunal papers, official documents. My CV, testimonials and samples of my translations are available on request. Christine: 071 356 8279; email@example.com
COURSES, TUITION & COACHING
French lessons Learn to speak, read and write French in the greater Johannesburg area with a Sorbonne-degreed, native French speaker from Paris. Private or group lessons as well as corporate clients. Christine: 071 356 8279; firstname.lastname@example.org
Art classes Creative sessions and drawing skills, during March, April and May. R250 per 3-hour class. R1400 for 7 week course. Children’s and adult’s classes held in Muizenberg. Contact: Meg Jordi 021 788 5974 or 082 926 7666; email@example.com
Your unwanted firearms, left from deceased estates or simply a bother to keep? firstname.lastname@example.org is looking for a variety of weapons to add to a forensic collection used for research.
LEGAL, INSURANCE & FINANCIAL
Jurgens Bekker Attorneys, Bedfordview Commercial and litigation; Call 011 622 5472; email@example.com
Lawyer.co.za is a new website for members of the public with extensive information about lawyers and the law in SA. Research the law, or find a law firm. Also available in Afrikaans at
Questioned signature on contract or will? Alleged forgery? Forensic document examiner Cape Town; www.fdex.co.za
Lowe & Wills Attorneys, Pietermaritzburg Specialising in agency conveyancing, local conveyancing, deceased estates. Call 033 394 7156.
Petra Visser Attorney for all divorce and family law matters; firstname.lastname@example.org
G Chasomeris & Associates offers accounting and taxation services nationwide. Fax 031 202 4193 or call 031 202 4192.
Attorney Joe de Wet for personal prejudice damages claims on contingency. Call 031 705 5198.
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