Witch-hunt to find out who sent seditious boardroom sms.
The anonymous sms rocketed around the cellphones of Rand Water’s main board. It read: “Colleagues, as we are aware that time is of essence, to move swiftly I propose the top five to be axed should be: Coovadia, Ellman, Maluleke, Makhesha & Petlane. If the need arise then Mdi & Prof. I await yr input.”
So incensed was outgoing chairperson Jean Ngubane that she ordered an internal forensic investigation to identify the sender.
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