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Thieves dance the Limpopo polka
A bunch of greedy Polokwane burgers find themselves outsmarted by the biggest shark in this small-town's pond
Trust me - I'll look after your little ones...
'Commissioner' George Fivaz has one eye on your kids (and the other on your money)
Unnatural causes
Somali refugees are returning to their war-ravaged homeland rather than face the perils of life in the Western Cape
Thieves dance the Limpopo polka
A bunch of greedy Polokwane burgers find themselves outsmarted by the biggest shark in this small-town's pond ...
Trust me - I'll look after your little ones...
'Commissioner' George Fivaz has one eye on your kids (and the other on your money) ...
Durban
Metro Mike loses it w ANC finds debate unnecessary ...
Unnatural causes
Somali refugees are returning to their war-ravaged homeland rather than face the perils of life in the Western Cape ...
Marike Roth's Web Dreams
Synergize the Xmas turnkey ...
Beautiful nonsense
Why can't a company compare its products with those of a competitor in a fair and honest manner? the public certainly benefits. The only people who are harmed are those offering a poor product at ...
NoseArk: Don't be a festive turkey!
Buy a locally produced Cornish hen or duck or guinea-fowl. Boycott that Danish ham - kill a local pig instead. ...
Wine: Tim James hits the bottle - What about the workers?
One cannot afford to be picky and choosy about wine on politico-moral grounds (the alternative means near condemnation to water), lines must be drawn, I prefer to keep Mr Wiese on the other side of ...
Last Word: Harold Strachan - Cur Blimey!
Would a French person eat a nice tub of goose liver paté called Merde? A German enjoy a nice shiny bockwurst called Scheisse? ...
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High Noon for scamsters
A corruption cleanout by Eastern Cape’s health director-general Dr Siva Pillay has landed eight of his top healthcare administrators ... |
Too Slick Operators
How some careless name-dropping by Sahara Holdings wrecked an Angolan oil deal. Leverage is what they call it when political connections ... |
Investec in court
Seven minority shareholders of Randgold and Exploration Company Ltd are suing Investec Bank Ltd for a billion rand for damages ... |
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